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Science Holiday Sweatshirt – Microscope with Lights & Lab Poem “’Twas the Shift Before Christmas”
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$42.99 USD
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$42.99 USD
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Science Holiday Sweatshirt – Microscope with Lights & Lab Poem “’Twas the Shift Before Christmas”
$42.99 USD
Sale price
$42.99 USD
Regular price
This cozy holiday sweatshirt wraps warmth, wit, and a love of science into one perfect package. On the front: a festive microscope wrapped in colorful string lights, symbolizing curiosity and the cheer of discovery. On the back: a full-length original parody poem in the style of “’Twas the Night Before Christmas”, rewritten for the lab life — titled “’Twas the Shift Before Christmas.”
From spilled reagents to caffeine-fueled hypotheses, the verses follow late-night experiments and scientific chaos, all with a twinkle of holiday humor. It’s the perfect gift for lab techs, microbiologists, med students, professors, or anyone who knows what it’s like to chase data into the wee hours.
Front Design:
🎄 Microscope illustration with wrapped Christmas lights
Back Design:
📜 Original parody poem printed in vertical layout with festive science icons
Features:
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8 oz) for cozy warmth
- Clean tubular knit with no side seams for a smooth silhouette
- Durable double-needle stitching throughout for long wear
- DTG printing for crisp, vibrant details
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and sustainably sourced U.S. cotton
- Roomy unisex fit — great for layering in cold labs or chilly offices
Back Poem Excerpt:
’Twas the shift before Christmas, and all through the lab,
Not a pipette was stirring, not even a scab...
Available Sizes:
| Unisex fit — choose your regular size or size up for extra coziness | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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